I went to Panda Express for lunch today. My fortune cookie said "Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted." Now I'm wondering if they did something to my food and then gave me this fortune so I wouldn't suspect anything...
June 2009 Archives
I often see the clock at 11:37pm, and I think "OH, LEET!... Oh wait, no, that's Llet... WTF is Llet o'clock?!?"
Yesterday Billy and I went to a McMenamins, and when we walked in we saw the "Please wait to be seated sign." We dutifully stood by the entrance but no one even acknowledged us. After we had stood there for about 5 minutes we saw a waitress cleaning off a table, and when she walked away, we just walked over. When we got close, we realized the table hadn't been wiped down yet, but we sat down anyway. The waitress returned to wipe it down and said "Oh, were you guys on the list?" I said "Oh, no, is there a list? I didn't know." She said, "No, it's ok, there's no one on it, I just needed to know in case I had to cross your name off."
